Not a MILF!

With venomous charm and a tongue sharp enough to slice egos, Madame Kat Saito takes a flamethrower to the fantasy of the “perfect middle-aged woman.” In this gloriously unhinged tirade, she skewers sex, love, heartbreak, divorce, and those damned cats with savage wit and zero shame. It's a riotous descent into madness — part confessional, part roast, all deliciously inappropriate. Wear black and leave your shame at the door as things are about to get delightfully messy.